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Mountain Lakes 

Its true, in ML there is a lot of beirut (beer pong is a different game) playing and a lot of people rippin shots all night, and a lot of people blazin, and some are even blowin yayo. However it is not fair to say that everybody drives BMWs and Mercedes because if u look at some of the cars in the driveways around town, some are the shittiest cars you will ever see. I myself drink almost everyday, weekend and week days and am still a smart and athletic kid who just loves drinking. Thats how most people are in this town. In mountain Lakes you have to be good at one of two things or both of them, DRINKING GAMES or lacrosse.
- Yo, come to mountain lakes tonight

-is there anything to do there?

-Its mountain lakes, there are 18 beirut tables set up in my friends garage. we got 4 kegs
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South Lakes 

Virginia's showcase for fake designer purses.
"Wait, aren't those kids supposed to be GHETTO???"
South Lakes by SLHS May 29, 2005

Land O Lakes 

A stupid little redneck town in central Florida full of southeners and assholes. Theyre are 2 high schools. One is great, the other sucks badly. You decide which one. Sure, theyre are a few decentish people, but in general, this place is a shit-hole full of potheads and redneck old pople that will stare you down from out of their truck blasting Tim McGraw as you walk down the street. If you are reading this and just happen to live here, leave and never come back. You might just get shot by the jerk who hunts out of hunting season, or might get run over by an f-150
LOL LAND O LAKES IS A FUCKING REDNECKS

Detroit Lakes 

The most boring town you'll ever live in. Great vacation town due to its many lakes in the area. But the school is full of a bunch of two faced people. Most people who live here want to get the heck out of the town as soon as they can. Thousands of tourists throughout the summer though, especially over the fourth of July. Also the hosting town of WE Fest.
"Hey, let's get a lake cabin in Detroit Lakes, great vacation town!"

"Detroit Lakes is full of so many two faced people, as soon as I graduate, I'm getting the fuck out of here."
Detroit Lakes by pinkandfluffffay August 16, 2011

Great lakes 

The act of urinating in a females vagina
a girl wanted me to perform a great lakes....so i did
Great lakes by Great lakes September 22, 2014

patterson lakes 

where the cool kids live aka patto

also where they film kath and kim
'shes a bit of a snob, she must live in patterson lakes'
patterson lakes by babelovessex March 19, 2009

Mountain Lakes 

Sorry, I couldn't help myself...

Mountain Lakes; a superbly wealthy aristocratic town 40 miles from NYC. The "ML kids" are all sons and daughters of old-money European aristocrats. Do not blame the girls if they must look gorgeous, it's peer pressure. And no, they do not get up at 5am to do their makeup....they get up at 3:30. The boys are bred for lacrosse ability and in-between games and maintaining their 4.0s... they all play Halo 2. Laker's don't sleep, they take Ecstacy, which their parents by for them. Beirut isn't only played on weekends, but there is actually an elitest group of students who play every day. No one knows who is in it, but every one in the school wants to join. These are the wealthiest and most fabulously dressed of all students at MLHS. You can tell them apart from their Oscar de la Renta sweaters and BMs. In class, the wealthiest kids pick on all the others. If you're not in the "in" crowd, you basically are not allowed to have friends. Loser guys pop their pink polos, and the girls (who, of course, are all "hoes") chase after them in their respective Mercedes. Officers are afraid to pull students over, and will never fine them for drinking. No one likes Lakers, BT hates Lakers, families are dysfunctional, people start smoking crack at 4, play Lacross at 4 1/2, will never be caught without daddys credit card, a "C-note," and makeup kit. If you don't fit into this category, you are not welcome. Oh, and lastly; all Mountain Lakers can fly, clear 100' buildings, and score 1600 on the SAT.

If you believe any of this, never, ever go to Mountain Lakes. I don't think you'll be able to stand the shock. And, all you dumbasses, look up stereotype in the dictionary. It's because of intolerant people like you that there is hate in the world.
"Hey student-that-is-usually-not-very- social-and-has- never-attended-a-party-before!
I'm glad to see that you're coming out more. Want to play beirut?"
"No, I don't really drink."
"That's cool. Let me introduce you to some people."

"durh, i hate mountin laks"
"gheh, yeh. lets be k00l and make fun of them at urbandictionary.com"
"were awesome dood"
Mountain Lakes by Lak April 21, 2005