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lakes

an expression used to signify something that is good, fun or otherwise pleasing.

purported to have originated in the portsmouth (or pompy) area of southeast england.
"that rave last night was lakes mush"
by Harry j Clarke April 24, 2008
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lakes

A gentleman or lady who is not of sound mind, generally used either in jest or in reference to a short temper.
About a person: "Alan? He's lakes! I saw him flaking two knackers the other night!"
by Mike Flaherty January 10, 2008
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Lakes

Yo this nigga got lakes!
by FLJitt December 14, 2024
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Lakes High School

A modern cesspool of poorly educated, unadapted, evolutionary throwbacks confined into a small (badly constructed) building, curiously undiscovered by civilized society for generations.

The inhabitants are often (but not always) maintained by "teachers," who, for the most part, are even less informed than the throwbacks themselves, and can typically be found reading Stephanie Meyer novels and gorging on buckets of KGC; they are compensated by the State under the guise of being "educators," though they are frequently uneducated, and maintain poor personality skills, professional decorum, and personal hygiene.

All inhabitants ("educators" included) are ignorant to the woes of the world. They have, in fact, been living under a rock for most of their lives, and will only accept facts which are presented to them via rap music, Stephanie Meyer, Emo bands, Will Ferrel, and/or Barrack Obama (himself).

Over time, inhabitants have been known to grow hostile and short-tempered. Frequent fights begot custom - it is considered customary for an inhabitant to challenge another in much the same fashion as a wild mountain goat might: head down, shoulders rounded, feet churning. Challenger and challenged often collide violently, leaving both disoriented and empty-headed (though it is not yet known whether this species is even born with a brain to begin with).

Such customs have resulted in a subsequently noted "football program," as outsiders who witness the fights stagger to find an explanation, often turning to the world of modern sports.

Inhabitants of a Lakes High School continue to breed and to pass on their culture - when asked about their goals for the future, Lakes High Schoolers gave a series of grunts and quizzical expressions.
It is suspected that they lack most basic communication skills.
Tourist 1: Hey! Is that a pile of reanimated Neanderthal corpses right there beside that 7-11?

Tourist 2: No, that's just Lakes High School.
by Cricket Songs July 19, 2009
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lakes community high school

The fake preppy hoes goes here. Everyone is either rich af or tries to act like their rich af.
Those people from lakes community high school are fake ass hoes.
by Love yours January 10, 2018
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lakes.orange

VERY SWAG BESTIE OF MINE THEY'RE REALLY FUNNY AND I LOVE TALKING TO THEM ALTHOUGH THEY HAVE THE TENDENCY TO CORRECT MY SPELLING IDEK WHY MY SPELLING IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION BUT OKAY
hey do you know who lakes.orange is?

yea they're pretty cool
by walmartshoppingcart July 7, 2021
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Lakes (hood)

In Broward county and in the city of lauderdale lakes florida a hood calles lakes is where jits be fading all the time and pull out straps on a nigga den clear the whole scene without shooting
btw when you say Lakes (hood) you don't have to say hood its just so you dont think of a lake when we talking bout a hood.
jit1: where you finna be at? jit2: im finna be at lakes all day cuh you tryna slide?
by 954Steph December 13, 2021
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