Ligger

boot· lig· ger

ˈbüt-ˌle-gər -ˌlā bootliggeras
Abbreviated slang for a bootligger. Someone who shines the shoes of their overlords without question, therefore making conditions worse for everyone else around them by widening the range of accepted actions in such scenario. The worst kind of human.

Ya that loopy ligger was at it again today talking about trickle down economics and how his life is so much better than a medieval peasant thanks to his generous owner.

by Biz Whiz November 3, 2025

Ligger

boot· lig· ger

ˈbüt-ˌli-gər ˌlā-zapaligeras
plural bootleggers

Abbreviated slang for a bootligger. Someone who shines the shoes of their overlords without question, therefore making conditions worse for everyone else around them by widening the range of accepted actions in such scenario The worst kind of human

Ya that loopy ligger was at it again today talking about trickle down economics and how his life is so much better than a medieval peasant thanks to his the billionaires.

by Biz Whiz November 3, 2025

dark_lager

An extremely silly swede with a massive thirst for alcohol.

Silly Swedes `R' us

by pete102 January 2, 2004

cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

Armchair Logger

Someone who logs a geocache find, without having actually visited the geocache. Quite often getting a fellow geocacher to sign their name in the logbook, while they are elsewhere.

They may have found a lot of geocaches, but everyone knows they are an armchair logger.

by GLOTCH November 9, 2010

one-logger

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.

ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO

by Jacob Longfloor February 26, 2012