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Katie

The act of accidentally biting off the head of a man's penis while giving a blow job because she farted and had to say "Excuse me."
"I am at the hospital getting my dick reattached because last night some girl gave me a Katie!"
by Izzy Chloe July 5, 2009
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Katie

he Katie is a vicious beast native to the US but will travel to wherever a "hot guy with abs" exists. The Katie is known for her brutal attacks upon attractive athletes and actors, in which she rips their abdomens and hangs them in her ditch in the ground. The Katie is not supposed to be out in daylight, for her face can seriously damage one's eyesight and brain function. The Katie has a distinct mating call, in which she shrieks loudly and flails her arms uncontrollably. The Katie, for a long time, was believed to be nearly impossible to sustain, but it was revealed that a taze in the buttock would stun the beast, and she would die of shock. The Katie is also prone to injuries, although they are often not severe at all, and it just exaggerates.
Why is that Katie out in daylight?!
by hg149 November 14, 2010
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Katie

A bitch who steals your friends and goes out with every boy in the class. Thinks shes amazing but shes not.
katie: hey roisin, come over HERE...
me: GRRRRR
by parasmore October 23, 2012
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katie

A supah fly girl with huge boobs who enjoys a few blow jobs a day. And LOVES to suck cock, especially Chuck Norris's.
Guy: Damn, I'm horny
Other guy: Just call Katie up, she'll give you a blow job guarenteed !
by katie buda January 12, 2008
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katie

total slut who has sex in many public places.
I heard Katie did it in the Macy's dressing room.
by ANAMOYUS October 25, 2008
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katie

extremely loud and hyper ghetto smirf
has a few learning disabilities
really good at soccer
an amazing photographer
obsessed with six feet under
likes guys named tommy
"oh look twins."
"how long do you think they've been twins for? Should i ask them?"
"Really Katie?!"
by cameronb123 August 3, 2009
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Katie

A very annoying person, that just happens to be your friend. You don't want them to be, because they can be mean, annoying, and complete jerks. If you know a Katie, I would stay away.
Guy- Hey did you se the new girl, Katie?
Girl- Yeah, shes such a jerk!
by howdoudo August 5, 2012
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