by Gg789 February 08, 2019
Juan de poco is the name given for someone who accomplish something in history but you're not sure who the he really is because your talking out your ass.
The first person to ever sail around the world is uh....juan de Poco. Or I think Juan de Poco invented the internet or maybe the greeting what's up.
by Bearcatkev August 02, 2018
very smart and a Mexican that is a beaner that is kinda childish.
Juan Miguel is a very common name for mexicans.
Juan Miguel is a very common name for mexicans.
by Juan Miguel Rodriguez II February 06, 2018
A male (usually a graphic design teacher) that at times can be a joy to deal with and at other times be the most stubborn and annoying human in exstitance. He is the type of guy to like you one second and the other second absolutly hate your soul.
Hey Man did you hear about Juan Pablo Larios
No what did he do
He just failed me on my assignment because he was pissed off today
Damn that sucks
No what did he do
He just failed me on my assignment because he was pissed off today
Damn that sucks
by Joseph Links December 02, 2022
When one Puerto Rican bumps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another Puerto Rican sticks a finger up your butthole and screams "Caucau! Caucau!" like a bird.
Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.
by Julio Handjob June 12, 2006
A wise mexican trained in the martial arts. Pretty handy with a machete. Usually found wearing some hoodie.
by Gypsum Golem June 17, 2005
Shit.....is that girl drunk again? Yes she is....and she is going home with another "friend" .......she is a Dawn Juan fo SHO!
by Dawnsmom.com September 06, 2008