Jonah

Gay Faggot Retard, Who fucks his sister. Jonah will always break the bro code and be a total ass. Jonah deserves to get penis cancer.

“Did Jonah fuck his sister again?”- ashton
“Sure did”- breyan

by Ashton Y April 6, 2019

Pull a Jonah

When one has sex with a girl who is on her period and has a tampon in.

Example 1
A: Dude that sex was so bad I think i saw a tampon string hanging out...

B: Oh dude you totally pulled a jonah

Example 2
*Boy tries to take off girl's pants as they hook up*
Girl: I can't... we wouldn't want to pull a jonah.

by thafeld October 14, 2011

Jonah

A fat pig who's life revolves around donuts and minecraft. He is the biggest molester you will ever meet if you see him run just run! And finally he wants to rape you so please if you see him report thanks!

"Look at that Jonah over there he's so fat and ugly"

by Eat the booty 101 November 14, 2017

jonah fucker

The uglyest man on earth...a jonah fucker thinks he is cool but he really isnt...a jonah fucker is a stalker...everyone hates a jonah fucker

Gail:"Omg that kid is such a jonah fucker!"
Victoria:"I know...he thinks he is so cool but he really isnt...stalker much?"

by muchomama December 24, 2008

jona

a word used while non of the english words can express the frustration one feels due to anothers retardation and/or stupidity

"he was so retarded I didn't even know how to deal with him"
"just shout 'Jona' out loud next time. it'll ease the pain"

by bird monk December 6, 2007

Jonah

Super mega fagatron

That guy is such a jonah

by Not Jonah May 20, 2019

Jonah

A Fucking Gay man who is attracted to gay teachers.

That kid just Jonahed Mr. Elbeasy

by Jacob trevis May 21, 2019