jelloiest

Pertaining to the item or event that had the most jello.

The was the jelloiest girl on girl fight I ever saw.

That was the jelloiest dessert i've had this week.

by cisley August 24, 2004

jellotastic

The weirdest word in the urban language, often describes the lifestyle... often describes the life of fat people and rock stars... :) GOES WELL WITH EXPLOSIVES

I was feeling very jellotastic this morning, so I tried to set ice cream on fire.... and failed... really.

by SRS&EPC January 18, 2011

Jello Farts

Blow on an obese person's jelly rolls and it makes a farting noise.

Someone walks in the room thinking someone ripped a huge fart, but to find out someone was doing jello farts.

by nalanikiato July 18, 2011

Electric Jello

Jello made with the highest possible proof alcohol available rather than water (everclear is the best at 196 proof). The resulting slurry's sweetness belies the toxic alcohol content. Electric jello is a staple at frat parties where the objective is to get any girl stupid enough to walk in there drunk enough to have sex with as many of "the boys" as possible.

Frat boy #1: Yo, dude- who's cookin' up the electric jello for the social tonight?

Frat boy #2: Chillax, dude, Biff Skipperson has it all under control.

by dnuoh ezoob August 27, 2010

jollop

noun - jizzum, man fat, gunk, nut muck, basically another word for spunk

shit, i've got jollop my sister's knickers, hope she doesn't notice

by tugger October 10, 2003

Jello Surprise

The hard, spongy textured layer of jello found at the bottom of the bowl. It formed when jello isn't eaten for a number of days, thus becoming hard and losing taste. The act of biting into this layer gives you a nasty taste and texture in your mouth...SURPRISE!

Mom: Tonight we're going to your aunt's house to have dinner.
Child: Oh great...then for dessert we get to eat Uncle Don's week old jello with the jello surprise.

by Mikedakwik February 29, 2008

blue jello

a jiggly treat, made from collagen (found inside of smurf bones) often served cold.

jack: "my throat hurts from the tonsil removal :( "

kate: "lay down, and i'll get you some blue jello from the fridge :) "

by gargamel666 July 2, 2011