jewish chode huffer 

a highschool boy who enjoys cumming into old mens nostrels, only to have the old man snort, then hock a cum loogie back into his mouth. he will usually have a huge tucan shaped nose and a brown bowlcut, and he DEFINATELY has a chode

did you hear about that guy dom? He a jewish chode huffer, i saw him chode huffing with his own GRANDPA

jewish chode huffer by chodechode69 May 2, 2011

Jewish Asshole 

1. the act of licking a Jew's asshole who is particularity hairy. pull some ass hairs out with your tongue and put them in a little pile. Jizz on the hairs and paste them to you or your friend's face with the jizz.

2. A jerp who is being annoying or being a dick to others.

1. I gave Chaz the jewish asshole last night

2. joe is a jewish asshole

Jewish Asshole by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009

jewish jaw dropper 

“A maneuver (usually derogatory), consisting of a man poking the back of someone’s head with his erect penis, in a similar fashion of the German soldiers putting their guns to the head of a Jew during World War II.”

"dude, i snuck up behind kyle after I got out of the shower and gave him a Jewish jaw dropper."

jewish jaw dropper by Lloyd Franklyn October 14, 2007

Jewish Albatross 

Dripping soy sauce down the pulsating member of a jewish man's forskin, while reciting the indian code to survival in the great plains.

jimmy k told me about the Jewish Albatross as we were reading the Torah.

Jewish Albatross by Kevboe, cole cakes, cel. May 16, 2008

Jewish Lightning 

A famous boxer in the early 30's.

Jewish Lightning puts another Irish fighter down in the first round.

Jewish Lightning by jlight August 9, 2006

jewish ragdoll 

a sexual position, performed by a male jew, railing an unconscious female jew

some jew: "did you see john try the jewish ragdoll last night?"
other jew: "i sure did, it was quite interesting!"

jewish ragdoll by sexkitten3000 January 1, 2011

jewish mother 

combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)

Nick: Hey i just finished work

Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?

Nick: No, i got no money...

Andrew: You jewish mother!

jewish mother by BBBOOOOOOIIISSSTTT October 25, 2012