Jerich

The man , The Myth , The Survivor , The Legend . A man with honor & rich in wealth . He will do whatever it takes to back you up . A person that can rely on when the world comes to an end . Whoever become his partner , is a lucky person , he will make sure you are well protected & loved . Food will always be presented on plate for staying out of hunger . Hard work & sleeping is his game . Such a person is quiet rare to find in a century that people who are seeking attention desperately on their likes , views & followers in the social media , where selfish & temptation are words to be called . He love Jesus just like the way he love you because being a Family man is his code , there are no other as cherish like him . Your guardian angel .

I wanna be a Jerich guy , who can throw one stone and hit thousands of birds .

by Themanofhiswords November 23, 2021

Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.

My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008

dream jerkin

the ability to close your eyes and envision the girl/object that you'd like to fuck while jerkin your stuff at the same time.

Man I had THE best dream jerkin sesh today. Sometimes I truly amaze myself when it comes to multi-tasking.

by feces2 January 27, 2008

jerkin' the nerkin

Euphemism for male masturbation.

I walked into my dorm room and there was my roommate jerkin' the nerkin on my computer.

by A Rest Stop in January 31, 2007

Jeric

black dude!

look at that Jeric, he awesome.

by giffjcjxjcc December 16, 2018

Jeric

Jeric is a guy that is HELLA FUCKING CUTE AND ADORABLE AND AMAZING AT EVERYTHING.......ps if ANYONE tries to tell my MANZZZZ they cute IM GONNA DRAG UR ASS (Jkjk I’m a pussy) but jeric is a very nice person overall, he’s hella funny, and he would make ur day out of the littlest things he thinks he looks like a rat but I swear to god he is NOT.....hehe wuvvvv u jericccccc

Madison- damnnnn Jeric be lookin like a snack today

by November 7th October 21, 2019

Brown Jenkins

When "santorum" is forcibly projected at another person by way of:
1. Placing directly into a spoon and flinging,
or
2. Shooting it out of a straw like a spit-ball.

After some rigorous anal sex, Larry expelled some snatorum on a spoon and shot a Brown Jenkins at Jack.

by bundies January 19, 2010