Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

Pull a Jeff

Excessive use of a credit card while ignoring the fact you have to pay the money back

I want to go to Cancun on Spring Break, but have no cash to pay for it, ill just Pull a Jeff.

by Fetal Gerth June 28, 2009

Baby Jeff

A smaller variant of a Jeff but less cool and can not make a British Royal Guard laugh in 3.7 milliseconds but in 3.9 milliseconds. The only advantage a Baby Jeff has over the Jeff is the ability of P90X. Although there seems to be an inherent rivalry, the reality is there is a close fellowship none can measure, "heterosexually" of course.

Person 1: Who you goin wit? Baby Jeff?

Person 2: What?! Nah! Jeff!

by Franman September 27, 2009

The Jeff Dunham

The Jeff Dunham - A sexual technique where you stick your arm completely up someones ass and work them like a puppet.

"Oh, look, the new seceratary just got The Jeff Dunham by the CEO. She's now a corporate puppet."

by tussin the dragon slayer October 25, 2018

jeff basos

the action of losing a shit ton of money in a divorce and then being publicly shamed to the point of losing all your hair and looking like a boiled fucking egg screwed a 54 year old Russian guy

wow that guy looks like a real jeff basos, what a loser

by Communist boi 68 plus 1 March 13, 2019

jeff up

to screw up really really bad

make sure you don’t jeff up.

by katealexander11 June 10, 2018

jeff nugs

a phrase used to describe the unimpressive looking or very small cannabis nuggets upon purchasing a bag of weed.

"Hey dude do you think this dealer will give me gas?"

"Hell nah that dude gives Jeff Nugs."

by stivodivo March 18, 2020