Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

Pull a Jeff

Excessive use of a credit card while ignoring the fact you have to pay the money back

I want to go to Cancun on Spring Break, but have no cash to pay for it, ill just Pull a Jeff.

by Fetal Gerth June 28, 2009

Baby Jeff

A smaller variant of a Jeff but less cool and can not make a British Royal Guard laugh in 3.7 milliseconds but in 3.9 milliseconds. The only advantage a Baby Jeff has over the Jeff is the ability of P90X. Although there seems to be an inherent rivalry, the reality is there is a close fellowship none can measure, "heterosexually" of course.

Person 1: Who you goin wit? Baby Jeff?

Person 2: What?! Nah! Jeff!

by Franman September 27, 2009

jeff up

to screw up really really bad

make sure you don’t jeff up.

by katealexander11 June 10, 2018

jeff nugs

a phrase used to describe the unimpressive looking or very small cannabis nuggets upon purchasing a bag of weed.

"Hey dude do you think this dealer will give me gas?"

"Hell nah that dude gives Jeff Nugs."

by stivodivo March 18, 2020

Jeff Willard

The best fucking 9th grade English teacher I could've had. I wish I could've told you how big of an impact your class has had on my life. Hope you're kicking it with Marx, Engels, and Shakespeare up there man.

Man, Jeff Willard's class was so damn hard. My favorite class of all time, though.

by YoungPersonInTheBack September 3, 2020

Bad Jeff

Someone who breaks lots of rules and is regarded as an asshole

"Hellspawn's role has been changed to 'Bad Jeff'"

by underscoretwitter May 13, 2017