Jeff Hardy... The hottest, Sexiest, Craziest, badassed, mother fucker ever. You people that think he is Shit need to fucking get a fucking life! you fuckers sux.. Man you all nedd to Just FUCKING DIE... and you too matt! But anyways. I love you so ficking much Jeff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Man Beth is the luckiest chick ever.....
Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friendshair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".
This word is essentially the exact same as fantastic. However, it is the word "fantastic" that is more "Jeff" oriented, any one named Jeff, Geoffrey, or Jeffrey is fine. If you spend a day with someone named Jeff or Jeffrey, and you had a good time, you had a "Jeff-tastic."
A good example of using this word in a sentence is "Wow, I had a Jeff-tastic time with him!"
A person who thinks they are a master plumber. A cat whisperer and a chain smoker. A Jeff The Plumber loves when an old kitty catwill bite his nose. Most of these plumbers have to take a nap everyday and drink 2 pots of coffee a day to stay alive. These types of plumbers love to work for owners of mobile homes and for people who have at least 5 dogs. Also their favorite season is winter. A Jeff the Plumber is the best type of plumber to hire. They will talk your ear off all the way out the door.
A Jeff the Plumber loves bending over for others to see his plumber's crack.