Jason

A very HOT sexy guy who seems to be unattainable. He's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. He takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. He's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. He can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he's comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get him first.

I never thought I'd get a Jason

by court311 August 7, 2011

jason giambi

A Baseball Player who played his best years in Oakland on steroids. In 2004 when he was on the Yankees, he testified that he took many steroids, admitting that he was a steroid taking asshole, unlike mark mcgwire and barry bonds who "didn't know" he was taking steroids. Giambi is slowly regaining baseball skills, but he will never be as good as he was while on the juice.

Person: Jason Giambi is a steroid taking asshole
Other Person: At least he admitted he was taking steroids, unlike other assholes

by BaseballFanatic27 April 12, 2006

Jackson

a highly attractive guy with amazing eyes and abs that will blow your mind! Very athletic. Hes a sweet talker and tends to get his way alot. He says and does everything a girl would want a guy to at exactly the right time. Tends to make people around him happy and comforted so that its nearly impossible for you to be mad at him.

"Woah that guy was absolutly perfect!"
"oh he must be a jackson"

by jacksonsgirl14 April 3, 2010

Jason Bowl

One posseses a Jason Bowl when a staggering amount of weed is packed into a bowl. This is not to be confused with a fat bowl. A Jason Bowl can be defined as such when the bowl can no longer support the amount of weed in it; secifically when the weed continues to spill out without any sudden motion.

Andrew: Dude, are you done packing up that fat bowl?
Jason: Fat bowl? Fuck that. I wanna get blazed; this is gonna be a Jason Bowl.
Andrew: I'm bout to be fucked up.
Jason: Fo sho, then we'll hit up Wendy's for a dank-ass soquid.

by The Dirty Loop June 22, 2006

Jason Mraz

Everything gorgeous and amazing in the world. Vocie like an angel, face not far off. Amazing soul, beautiful man all round. I met him when I was just a little kid and he was still playing in a bar. He bought my family a round of drinks. Amazing man, even when he was down.

Bf: OMG my girlfriend passed out! I think she might die!
Music lover: Quick, play her "I'll Do Anything"!
Bf: Will you?
Music lover: No, you tard, JASON MRAZ MUSIC!!!!!

Girl comes round within seconds.

by Jason Mraz lover June 3, 2011

Janet Jackson

Beautiful women that proved that violence is more accepted than sex in the U.S.A.

Conservatives rather show someone getting killed on tv than someone's anatomy.

by Johnnay February 4, 2004

Micheal Jackson

A common misspelling of Michael Jackson.

It's spelt Michael Jackson, not Micheal Jackson, dumbasses.

by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010