iPhag

Someone who constantly touts the superiority of his iPhone, specifically when no one asks.

Q: "Why did you stop hanging out with Todd?"
A: "He's a total iPhag and I got tired of hearing him give head to his phone."

by Lipnicki August 18, 2008

R.I.P. in peace

An internet forum term twisting the well known "rest in peace" phrase, possibly originated from Football 365

R.I.P. in peace Fido the dog

by purple_february January 5, 2009

iPad

n. thin, lightweight device for managing iFlow during iPeriods

So much *data*! Good thing I've got my iPad to keep it from leaking into my iPanties!

by the_old_islander January 28, 2010

iphone neck

Neck pain that derives from constantly looking down at your iphone, keeping the person from being involved in any social setting.

Chris is constantly saying words like, huh or what, because he can't keep up with conversations since he suffers from iphone neck, thus isolating him from a normal social life.

by Sweatbee December 29, 2009

Ipecac

Ipecac is a fluid that makes you vomit uncontrollably

My friend Billt drank some Ipecac and started the throw up and couldnt stop. I was laughing so hard

by The_D October 10, 2005

iPod Transfusion

When you've heard every song on your iPod way too many times and the only option left is to delete everything and start again.

Dude, all of your tunes are so lame... it's time for an iPod Transfusion

by Ken (and Kat) November 6, 2008

iPod douche

The person in your group of friends who considers his/her musical taste superior to everyone else's and will always insist upon playing his/her own iPod even at uncalled for and innappropriate times. There is always at least one iPod douche at every party or gathering, and they will most certainly take out the iPod already playing and replace it with their own without asking anyone, and then continue to monopolize the music station for as long as they can get away with it. They have an intense need for others to recognize their collection of music as the best, most diverse, most underground, and/or most cutting edge of all the music out there. They seem to have no awareness of how annoying and antisocial they're being, or they are too overwhelmed by their desire for recognition to care.

Mark: "yo dude, where are your speakers? I found this great new hip hop band. They're mad underground so you don't know about them but they're really fresh..."

Jake (turns to other friends): "Shit, Mark's about to whip out the iPod douche on us. Prepare to bow to his supreme musical taste for the rest of the evening. We'll put our own shit back on when he finally fuckin leaves."

by ifuckinghatedouches August 6, 2010