Poop Whack

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.
Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!
by 412Lobos September 04, 2021
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WHACK daddy

The opposite of a mackdaddy. A man who tries to portray the image of a confident, suave, ladies man and is actually perceived as a poser, or a joke.

This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.
That guy over at the bar is such a whack daddy! He used the oldest line in the book to get my numbert.
by MissMisunderstoodKansas August 02, 2015
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Whack pack

Usually sold at 7-11 or other convenience stores, a whack pack is a collection of outdated porn magazines, usually three or four to a pack, wrapped in plastic, and sold at a discount.
While preparing for a marathon jerk-off session in his hotel room, John stopped by the local Quickie Mart and bought himself a whack pack.
by Ludditeright June 03, 2013
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span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often
I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.
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Whack a Craig

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s
Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate
by DoritoDoS September 08, 2017
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clam whack

Clam whack is when you slap a female in the pussy so hard they make blue whale mating calls
Bro1: dude I thought you were going to Stacey's house tonight? what happened?
Bro2: nah man she got mad at me after I clam whacked her as a joke.
Bro1: Lmao you aint getting no coochie tonight
by My_coochie_smells February 25, 2019
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Force Whack

When a person of power such as Harvey Weinstein or Louis C.K. forces women to watch them masterbate.

Can also be used as a surprise form of masterbation to unsuspecting victims.

First used on twitter by comedian Owen Benjamin on 11/9/2017 in reference to Louis C.K.
Harvey Weinstein force whacked into a potted plant in front of Lauren Sivan.

Or

Louis C.K. force whacked in front of Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov in a Colorado hotel room.
by Not an owen benjamin fan November 10, 2017
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