shy junk

A non medical firm or erectal dysfunction.; overly bashful

We went to hook up last night, but he had shy junk.

by The mobile weenie April 3, 2016

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C-Junk

Cheaply manufactured, low quality goods, tools and equipment made in and imported from China. C-Junk is made in China with inferior materials and quality controls and as such can pose a serious safety risks to end users.

Fall protection C-Junk equipment, made in China, is prohibited on most job sites due to serious safety concerns with their failure to adequately protect workers.

Those who buy C-Junk will always pay twice.

by Markoplex May 22, 2021

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junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

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junk sauce

Another way to refer to semen, spooge, or skeet.

I'm going to have to change the bedsheets after dropping all that junk sauce last night.

by Misty Bottoms December 20, 2015

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junk seeds

slang for testicles

A swift kick to the junk seeds will drop most any man.

by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013

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junk jaw

Junk jaw is a woman that has a guys penis and testicles in her mouth all the time. Its almost like a full time job, you can tell if a woman has junk jaw by the stretch marks around her mouth, its a dead give away!

The doctor told Trixi if she didn't stop sucking her boyfriends genitals she would end up choking on his pubic hair and for sure end up with a terrible case of junk jaw.

by Shucky Kunt September 1, 2017

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