break n ditch

Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.

I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.

or

My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!

by MTJMZ August 7, 2009

ditch some beef

to punch, knockout or otherwise render incapacitated. Also to make doodie.

that guy is talking to my lady; i'm going to ditch some beef on him

it stinks in this bathroom; who's ditched some beef

by DEF6 January 14, 2008

last-minute-ditch

When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.

Fuck you namz for this last-minute-ditch.

by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016

Ding Sex Ditch

When a guy or girl texts someone to meet and have sex with then leaves to never talk again.

Guy#1 "hey you ding sex ditch her?"
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand

by That guy next door November 21, 2016

Dong Dong Ditch

The sexual version of ding dong ditch where you slap your penis on the outside of a girl's vagina several times before bolting out of the room and leaving.

I didn't really want to have sex with her, but I wanted to know that I could, so I dong dong ditched her.

by electric_wings November 15, 2018

Itch In My Ditch

An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...

I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...

by slamhounder August 5, 2010

Digg Dong Ditch

Playing ding-dong-ditch, except when the person answers the door and shuts it, they might go outside and look around. When they do, you run inside, find the smallest item to steal, run back outside, dig a hole, and put the item in, without being caught.

Roger played Digg Dong Ditch. He ran inside the persons house, stole a coffee mug, and dug it in the persons front yard when they went back inside.

by Jimmy Oats April 14, 2008