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Hog Press

The 'Hog Press' of Norfolk is a closing ‘double or nothing’ bet placed against an opponent prior to playing the final hole of the round. It can only be placed by the team (or individual) who irrefutably lost bet(s) made through the second to last hole. Bet(s) still undecided heading into the final hole do not factor. The Hog Press can’t be denied and its value is equivalent to the total amount lost, no more or no less. To ‘win’ the Hog Press you must win the final hole outright. A win by the team who placed the Hog Press results in no obligation to pay the press value however a loss requires payment equal to double the press value. A tie results in payment of the original value. There’s no such thing as a baby hog press, a guinea pig, etc, that’s for pussies.
Losing team on the 18th tee box: – ‘None of it matters anyhow…I’m just gonna Hog Press. Game on mother fuckers!

His partner: You know it!!!

Leading team: Damn…I hate the Hog Press…it’s my lobster roll money and we won fair and square! Come on Mr. Crackles…we can do it!

His partner: it’s ok little buddy…you’re binky buddy is here for you!
by Just another clown June 15, 2020
mugGet the Hog Pressmug.

olympic hog

Michael Phelps wins all the gold metals, he is the greatest Olympic hog!
by Dover Dave October 6, 2008
mugGet the olympic hogmug.

Hog Rider

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

Strategy

His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.

The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.

A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
He's using the Hog Rider in his deck
Man thats fucking gay
by Chingtang March 21, 2022
mugGet the Hog Ridermug.

Snog Hog

A player, a guy who steals other guys chicks.

A whore, a girl who steals other girls guys.
Look, there's that Snog Hog who took my girl.
by MCRiley May 14, 2008
mugGet the Snog Hogmug.

root hogging

When an individual or a group of people with share interests, over take the front row/prime location by any means necessary ie.. elbow to the face or groin.
My friends and I are root hogging our way to the front of the crowd.
by Roosters January 5, 2015
mugGet the root hoggingmug.

hog chinese

n. A "made up" language, like pig-latin, formulated by adding suffixes to letters while spelling out words, thereby obscuring the meaning of the speaker and causing them to "sound chinese." The effect can be intensified if the speaker uses a slightly sing-song inflection while speaking.

Rules:
1. All words are spelled out in full
2. The long forms of all of the vowels are pronounced (i.e. ay, ee, eye, owe, yu)
3. All consonants are suffixed with "ong." The only exceptions are "c" and "q," which are pronounced "chong" and "quong," so as not to be confused with "kong."
Hog Chinese Usage Examples:
1. Profesora Gilmore is such a Bong-I-Tong-Chong-Hong (b****).

2. Hong-E-Long-Long-O, Mong-Yong Nong-A-Mong-E I-Song Jong-O-Hong-Dong (Hello, my name is John.)

3. U-Rong-Bong-A-Nong Dong-I-Chong-Tong-I-O-Nong-A-Rong-Yong I-Song Gong-Rong-E-A-Tong (Urban Dictionary is great).
by Red Smith March 8, 2007
mugGet the hog chinesemug.

Photo-hog

An extremely fat person who makes it hard to take pictures.
I bought a wide angle camera lens because my friends are turning into photo-hogs.
by Flach May 9, 2010
mugGet the Photo-hogmug.

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