Hickarican

Hickarican- Of Puerto Rican Ancestry born in any rural area of the United States - J.A. Aponte

Parents born in Puerto Rico, off-spring born in Missouri.
Fernando Alfaro is a Hickarican because his parents were born in Puerto Rico and he was born in Missouri.

by Jose' A. Aponte November 3, 2005

Hickenism

To engage in the act of behaving like a hick. Or to appear as though you are a hick. An adjective to describe a person's behaviour, appearance, or circumstances.

That boy was definately practicing hickenism.

by Jeleyo December 4, 2010

hickory fit

when a man has erectile dysfunction he is so filled with rage that he throws a violant rampage.

Dude I'm so mad if I don't get a boner in five minutes I'm gonna' have a hickory fit on your ass.

by PST Productions April 8, 2011

hickenson

Someone from the suburbs who believes they are a redneck

Todd: did you see him today? He is a country boy!! He was mudding in a 4x4 and fishing at the local park.

Ross: nah. He's not actually a redneck, he's just a hickenson
Todd: ohh I didn't realize

by Rlboat May 17, 2016

hickory tea

Midwest slang for an ass whooping

(The ass whooping of all ass whoopings, If someone offers you hickory tea run cause that sum bitch is gonna hurt)

“Boy you want some hickory tea!?” -someone’s angry mother

by MidwestNegro July 9, 2019

hicklebuc

A lesbian cowboy who wears knickerbocker.

Aidan and Vincent are a hicklebuc

by 21SavageLegitBoss May 19, 2022

Toilet Hickey

The red ring that imprints itself around your ass when you sit on the toilet for too long.

Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"

by Russell H October 3, 2009