herepod

A reptile or amphibian

I was searching the river and discovered a reptile or maybe it was an amphibian, it was definitely a herepod though

by Steve Backshaw December 23, 2023

Heteroagression

When a straight man fucks a gay man so hard because he “isn’t gay.”

Straight man: Hey man I have so much heteroagression right now.

Gay man: Okay I can host.

*they fuck*

Straight man: thanks bro. No gay yeah?

Gay man: 👍

by Agayinsanfrancisco December 25, 2023

Heterocaucaphobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against straight Caucasian people.

irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against straight caucasian people

The misogynistic heterocaucaphobic woke mob heckled the all caucasian moms for complaining when the transgender boy competed in the girls breast stroke event and then exposed his male genitalia in the girls locker room.

by Depree January 7, 2024

hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.

Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024

hetero hots

A heterosexual person who is comfortable enough with their sexuality to admit another person of the same sex is attractive

louis totally has the hetero hots for chet holmgren!

by BLP ko$her December 5, 2023

Heteesh

Heteesh is smart, handsome and loveable. LOVES talking and making friends with every single. human. being.

Although sometimes they get mean to a person who does good for them and tend to lash out on people due to frustration. 9/10 type of vibe and has had the highest amount of girlfriends.

Ex: He is such a heteesh vibe.

Bro! Heteesh got some nice skills in basketballl.

by broimwastinglifeeee February 16, 2024

Hatepo

He' tep ō
To be mildly angered and or annoyed at or by someone or something.

She felt hatepo that no one would listen to what she was saying.
He was hatepoed after he stubbed his toe

by Keeno Fraps March 16, 2024