Heinz 69

When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.

You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.

by Ynarman July 12, 2010

Teresa Heinz Kerry

A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".

Teresa Heinz Ketchup.

by TriBeCaDuDe January 22, 2005

Heinlein

Getting an underage girl drunk while pretending to be drunk yourself, and then trying to take advantage of them.

Mike was trying to Heinlein that bitch at the party last night

by Gremlin Team Racing December 12, 2008

heini hangi

What someone wakes up with after a long day or night drinking a lot of heineken.

I woke up today with the biggest heini hangi.

by GQ6 January 3, 2009

Heinemeyer

Pronounced Hi-ne (long "e")-my-er

A hard name to pronounce unless your German.

When watching the movie valkyrie, i couldn't remember all of the Heinemeyers of all the actors.

by Heinemeyer February 7, 2009

Heinatity

1. Heinous,

2. Gaggingly Ugly

That t-shirt is beyond heinous, it's heinatity.

That girl is the definition of heinatity

by OT123 May 15, 2011

henny eyes

Henny eyes is when you can't stop looking because the Henny got you lost in the sauce

She got the Henny eyes for you

by Swoldimort May 8, 2017