John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.

OMG john hefford is hot

by pplover22 August 30, 2022

Olav Hefte

a ugly midget who has a 1cm long cock. He likes to put his cock in small boys that is called Trym. he has a fetish for furries and loves to watch furry and midget porn. he has no friends and is emo.

omg, there Olav Hefte, the midget who fucks Trym

by Ikke Emma May 11, 2023

Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

heff

to be a pussy, cowardly or parthetic

yo man you are such a heff at the moment

by ventox May 20, 2008

heffer111

coolest man in the world, best at everything. has a large penis

Man, I wish I as cool as heffer111.

by notheffer111 March 30, 2003

heffler

to fuck one's armpit

or armpit sex

henry frequently heffles anna fortuna.

then sucks her foopa.

henry's such a damn heffler

by siobahn March 10, 2008

heffa

Misspelling of Hereford, the type of cow to which distastefully large people are compared.

Heffa is a word used by people who are ignorant of the word Hereford.

by gridsleep March 30, 2020