Hay-Joe

A wet willie with your pinky, but in the belly button

She was wearing a belly shirt, so I gave her a hay-joe

by Fashiggadell July 16, 2022

Hay Zeus

Curling up in a fetal position and getting farted on in the face.

Don’t Hay Zeus yet. I don’t have to fart yet.

by Just to be funny November 26, 2023

hai

Means haii people use this word for texting or in chat rooms

Octavia: haiiii gurl wassup

Nikki: Nun much wbu
Octavia: just chillin

by Savage xx May 16, 2018

Hays Middle School

Bad. They preach no bullying until it actually happens. Everyone there is the exact same they have no personality's. Teachers are ok except for the 8th grade ones they suck. THEIR SUCK AT SPORTS OMG. For the lick trend they only stole soap. their all pussys.

"OMG HAYS MIDDLE SCHOOL IS SO BORING"
"FOR REALLL"

by DUMBBY September 18, 2021

Hai

A common phrase by mega queer weaboos to indicate the want to have secks

Crush: hi dude!
Me: hai

by HentaiGuy69 June 21, 2019

Jesusa Hay sausa

A crazy Woman that thinks she is jesus christ

Jesusa hay sausa is trying to preform a miracle as if she were jesus christ

by batman and umpire atagachu January 25, 2021

hay son

Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, hay son is the counterpart of thought daughter.
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram

who's gonna be the hay son to my thought daughter?

I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son

by literally just a toast June 6, 2024