ass hawk

Having really long hair in the crack of your ass and not much hair on the ass cheeks

Looks like your shitting out MR T.
Yea it's my ass hawk

by 1234567asdffgh April 7, 2010

stephen hawking

That guy they are always making fun of in cartoons.

Stephen Hawking: I call it a "Hawking Hole".

Fry: No fair! I saw it first!

Stephen Hawking: Who is The Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?

by Herr Finsternis January 16, 2008

MC Hawking

Stephen Hawking is his ownage on. Raps like a motherfucker and definitley raps better than Eminem and all those other fuckers excluding Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz

Those dumb-ass bitches...every time I think of them my trigger finger itches

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

Steven Hawking

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.

Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."

by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011

AJ Hawk

Green bay outside linebacker who was the fifth overall in the two thousand six nfl draft, widely consdird the best defensive rookie registering one hundred tackles and three sacks. stands at six two, two hundred and fourty five pounds

AJ Hawk is a total badass, better than any young linbacker out there

by Houston jones April 6, 2007

Tony Hawk

When liquid feces becomes pasted along the rim of a toilet. Similar physics of the brown matter are seen with Tony's wicket skateboarding moves back in the late 1990's. Not to be confused with the "upper-decker" (crapping in the tank) or the "ground-rule double" (crapping on the seat and letting the poop fall in).

College student: I ate some Taco Bell, some magic mushrooms, and a bunch of other garbage then pulled a Tony Hawk on the shitter. In retrospect, it was real bad case of the green apple slatters.

by Jeff Lars January 3, 2008

Stephen Hawkings

The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.

I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.

by Apumar April 23, 2008