Handy Andy

Handyman work done by the “I know a guy, guy.” When they failed trade school but still try to excel in a trade. The building code book is a coaster to hold their beer.

We’re going to have to revisit that electrical quote. We opened the walls to see Handy Andy has been here.

by Triple-t-man January 26, 2025

handy

A slang term of German origin, meaning "cellphone"

I always keep my handy close by; it’s my lifeline to the world and helps me stay connected on the go!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

Handy clammy

When you sweat your balls off in a video game and your hands start sweating so much they get clammy

I was playing search with the boys and got handy clammy

by m0zzarella_cheese October 22, 2020

California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”

Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.

by Hoof April 26, 2024

handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019

baby handy

a very small hand for age but great for fisting and taking out tampons in which the string had broke.

hey baby handy, my string broke can you help me.

by poonslayer6967 February 23, 2017

Cratch My Handy

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything

Yeah well Cratch My Handy!

by True_Flame October 13, 2020