Handiclapped

When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.

Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.

by doog_schloog July 5, 2019

recap handitard

recap handitard,
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people

Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}

by lous3 March 12, 2007

Hadiculous

(ha-dick-you-lous) when something is both hilarious and ridiculous.

chyeah bro they were hadiculous!!

by videosharinghangups May 27, 2011

Hafdís

Hafdís is a word that means you are very easily lied too and gullible.

"You are such a Hafdís"

by someoneskinny April 3, 2019

asian male handicap

the sexual selective disadvantage imbued upon all asian males who live in the known Universe, which renders them qrotesque and revolting to all but the ugliest white women, some of whom may eventually fuck them because it ends becoming a choice between them or a turtle.

A number of movies star Jackie Chan because his asian male handicap allows for hilarious juxtapositions of him with white men, who always get the hot white girls.

by genericAM September 1, 2006

handiecapped

A person who can not cum while receiving a hand job

That girl rubbed the meat for so long last night and i couldnt even cum, i am soo handiecapped.

by a 14 inch rich February 18, 2010

Handie Whore

A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.

Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.

by bloxorox November 26, 2011