hammerface

Hammerface is the old scary look that Herion Addicts develop over time, beautiful smooth bodies and ugly old scary Hammerfaces.
Refers to the old name for Herion (Hammer.) These days could probably refer to Meth too.

Person 1. See that stripper - her body totally doesn't match her face.
Person 2. No shit, she has a Hammerface for sure.

by Mooky Moo July 21, 2006

sticky hammer

A gentleman's penis post coitus; a cock covered in pussy juice

Drew: Jeff. I just woke up next to some chick I've never seen before. Is it ok to ask if we had sex?

Jeff: Nah, dude. Just go to the bathroom and check to see if you have a sticky hammer.

Drew: Good thinking bro.

by DrewNasty January 10, 2008

tuna hammer

a. sexual maneuver in which the male slaps the vulva/vagina with his penis.

b. a nickname for the penis in general.

a. she likes a good "tuna hammer" even more than i do.

b. great weekend; my tuna hammer is sore...

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

ginger hammer

Referring to a red haired man's penis. The cock of any man that could be referenced by the name Ginger.

Willy is about to drop his pants put the ginger hammer on her.

by Dash Riprock99 March 3, 2016

poop hammer

poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others

"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"

by metro anthony November 3, 2005

Alaskan Crab Hammer

to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.

yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer

by hatecrew March 9, 2010