hamide

Hamide is a person who uses periods in her texts and corrects peoples grammar

Hamide is a grammar freak

by protectorofwomen January 22, 2018

dirty hamster

any chick named michelle gregory nick name mitch

michelle just left a dirty tampoon in the bathroom floor that dirty hamster

by mike huge hawk September 26, 2010

Hamster Fucker

An insane, disgusting, vulgar, sick, mentally disturbed, lowlife so called "Human Being" would be crazy enough to do such a thing.

I'm SOOOO DESPERATE!!!! I need somthing to fuck with....!!!! I will just fuck with anyhting that i see first. (Hamster Appears).....What Next?

by Hamster Freedom Fighter February 8, 2004

Russian Hamster Race

When a male proceeds to ejaculate on a women's anus and the cum rolls down towards the genitalia. The cum resembles a Russian hamster racing.

"BRO GUESS WHAT!?"

"What?"

"Last night my Russian Hamster raced to her Vag in 6 seconds!!!!"

"No way, NICE!"

by GiggleGoat December 18, 2009

hamster pine

when your hair is messed up and loooks like a combination of a hamster & a porcupine

Ivan, what you do to ur hair that made it look like hamster pine?

Perlaza, you'll scare the girls away if ur hair keeps hamster pinin' !!!

by orlatta January 8, 2006

Hamstered

when you nibble on someone's lip imitating a small rodent

i hamstered that bitch!

by HamsterKing January 5, 2015

Hamster

A young person who is not of Polish descent who choses to live in Hamtramck, Michigan because they were not yet ready to retire to Portland. They enjoy the low standard of living that Hamtramck offers, as evidenced by their radical practice of satire aimed at the lower standard of living they enjoy. They have a keen sense of time and space that allows them to locate momentary events in the city (Pop-Up restaurants, Pop-Up art galleries, and/or "house shows").

Hamster: Let's go to Campau Tower!
Hamtramck resident: Are they even open anymore?

by henryporter187 June 14, 2016