Goopy Kick

The act of kicking a person up the arse when they have viciously horrible diarrhea.

Kevin: You'd better shut your diseased ass up before I give you my signature Goopy Kick

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

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Gurpy

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Other spellings - Verb: Gurp, Action: Gurping, Megamex Gurping (when the dog is very, very gurpy)
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Definition: when a dog cutely and non-aggressively: lowers its lip to show its teeth, sticks its tongue in and out, moans in relaxation, side eyes someone, playful sneer/raises one side of its lip, and/or closing its eyes. This can happen when the dog is pet on its belly or other enjoyable spot, pet while sleeping, blown on, dislikes something, or wants something. Gurpping can be considered a mood, but usually doesn’t last long. Usually small dogs Gurp more often than bigger dogs.

Etymology: Gurp comes from the moan/sound a dog makes when it is gurpy.

Person 1: *Blows on dog softly*
Dog: *gurps*
Person 1: “Lol, the dog is so gurpy!”

by Wordier Rat King December 31, 2024

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Gorp

a sound, often made by dogs as a panic response, typically while falling. It is a sudden spasm of the vocal chords, and is not often made by a dog.

'Gorp!", I exclaimed, while falling.

by urdadsgf44 January 7, 2025

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Glorpysploopy

Running up to somebody and pissing all over them.

I got arrested for a Glorpysploopy and run.

by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025

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Gorping

The act of filling ones ear canal with seminal fluid to the point of “overflowing”, then playing loud music through in-ear headphones, thus making the semen push further into the ear; repeated until fluid has reached the ear drum.

Please, Sir, could we try gorping.

by TheFirstOm February 3, 2025

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