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Butt Gorilla

The Butt Gorilla is a nocturnal primate who climbs into young boy's windows at nite, and commences to have butt-secks with them. His voice sounds eerily like...your Dad's.
Boy: "Dad, I had a nightmare that a man in a gorilla suit humped my butt. And it really hurts!"

Dad (With a twinkle in his eye): "Oh, that ol Butt Gorilla must've visited you last night! Now hurry up and put this dress on!"
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
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gorilla ass

Referring to the very hairy ass of a man or woman.
"Yo, I saw Ricky's mom getting out of the shower the other night, and man, she's got a gorilla ass."
by Mr.SlippyFists November 22, 2004
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gorilla pillows

Damn I was gonna skeet that girl linda till I saw those nasty ass gorilla pillows
by Big Jerm September 8, 2008
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gorilla astronaut

when you put a fish bowl on a very ugly person's head and proceed to fuck them like a gorilla getting ready for a space mission.

Usually involves cuming in the fishbowl while holding them upside down by one leg and spinning them around in a circle
"hey you know Cherry?"
"Yeah"
"I gave that bitch a Gorilla Astronaut last night"
"cool"
by Myn Odu Esp December 31, 2009
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gorilladelphia

While staying in Philidelphia shave your partners ,pubes, while she is sleeping then glue the hair onto your ,pennis,. While she is still asleep ,jackoff, vigorously. When she wakes up your dick will be hard and philadelphia phillies red when she looks at it she will smile at the welcomed harry sight. She will still be in a daze so flip her over and ,butt fuck, her till she screams and says "that pull that ,gorilla dick, out of me!" Then you yell back, "no I love gorilladelphia"
Girlfriend: hey what are you doing? Honey
Boyfriend: nothing now turn over
Girlfriend: Oh no not again! Pull that gorilla dick out of me we've only been in philidelpia two days.
Boyfriend:No way I love gorilladelphia.
Girlfriend:oh well at least hes cleaning out my asshole its gotten pretty full of baby yogurt.
by dan conmy October 25, 2010
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Gorilla American

A well known race of americans who cannot seem to act civilized and are persistant underachievers in acedemia and overachievers in crime.This race of humans(gorilla americans)strongly resembles thier simian counterpart who lives in the jungle.
Tyrone is a proud Gorilla American,but that is the reason he has been in prison 14 times.
by tickyul May 13, 2008
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