gluteal glaucoma

A bullshit excuse for not coming in to work. or to cancel plans. "Gluteal" literally means ass, and although "glaucoma" is technically an eye disease, another definition of the word can also be: "a poor excuse". So this phrase basically translates to "my ass ain't coming to work and I don't have a good excuse".

John: "hey boss, I'm not coming to work today".

Boss: "wtf John? Why not?"

John: "I have Gluteal Glaucoma".

by dillonstrider413 March 11, 2024

Glunger

Glunger is an adjective that means the same as "stupid" or "dumb".

"Yo, you're such a glunger!"

by That one man that happens to b March 12, 2024

Glueting

An act of pouring down glue or technocol down your ass and then ripping it out in order to make ass hair dissapear.

Hey largemollusk i just tried glueting last night. My ass is cleaner then the White house.
Yo my sister shoved me glueting last night! That shit was delicius as fuck!

by [e-mail] March 24, 2024

glungus

a very silly orange cat

all hail glungus, glungus is the best

by glungus lover March 28, 2024

Glunge

Catching a bird, gutting it, fill it up with jizz, and then eat it.

Yo bro, I can’t wait to glunge again! I got all the guys going in on it tonight

by Jacob roads March 28, 2024

Glunk

Glunk refers to the pokemon core of using gligar and skuntank on a single pokemon team.

That guys glunk team totally destroyed me-guy 1
Yeah dude you got glunked-guy 2

by Hidanmadethislmao April 9, 2024

glunilfing

Gooning whilst talking to a milf.

Yeah bro I was Glunilfing last night next to your mom.

by MistyOnDaGas May 4, 2024