Skip to main content

fresh gear friday

Always wear your freshest (newest/tightest/most gangster/pimpest/gear that pulls the most bitches) gear on friday because nobody gives a flying fuck what you wear saturday night.
Dude, isn't my pink polo fresh?

Yeah, but not as fresh as this walmart thermal i'm rocking for my fresh gear friday!
by Snug G. Fresh December 13, 2004
mugGet the fresh gear fridaymug.

gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls
Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo
by Twitch Mutthawk June 21, 2007
mugGet the gear shift dildomug.

gear down

A term used for a person who suffers from the mental disorder known as egoistic-ism. Also known as a person who obseses about themselves and needs to be put in their place.
Bob: "Woah, dude she won't shut up, she keeps going on and on about that dude"
Bill: "Actually? she needs to gear down.
by Scotty T. May 6, 2011
mugGet the gear downmug.

giving me the gears

To harass, annoy or throttle someone - similar to giving someone shit or just bothering the living hell out of them.
Ramon has a bad habit of always giving me the gears.
by KImCobain March 3, 2015
mugGet the giving me the gearsmug.

Asian gear

David Bak brand of clothing
-Producing james Hall
-person who stops asian gear john viacava
˜±?Fåä”õ
.Buy it.
by David Bak June 9, 2003
mugGet the Asian gearmug.

scrunchie on the gear stick

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good
Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *
by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022
mugGet the scrunchie on the gear stickmug.

homo winter gear

Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
mugGet the homo winter gearmug.

Share this definition