gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

Gary Busey

A person who drinks/drugs often and as a byproduct speaks to in animate objects.

Hey, look at that cat over there talkin to the cereal. He is such a Gary Busey.

by Teepeetree November 15, 2017

gary gusboy

A cuck; a snowflake; a wet blanket. Your friend's friend who "is an asshole until you get to know him."

He is everything you never want to be.

He said his favorite book is The No Cussing Club by McKay Hatch. They're both such Gary Gusboys.

by Killertofutti August 28, 2017

Gary Griffith

The real uptown boss.

Gary Griffith so badass he made a man disown his stepchild.

by Buds December 8, 2018

Gary Trapani

Gary Trapani (well known as Mr. Trapani) is a very tall man (around 6ft) who loves little boys and drinks hand sanitizer and pees his pants quite often. Quite popular with the little boys and is overall rlly cute and I have a body pillow of him.

Diego Acevedo: "Gary Trapani's hot!"
Elian: "monkes"

by Markys wife February 1, 2022

Gari Fu

An ancient, protected martial art practised by only a select few individuals on the entire planet. Practitioners are trained in the ways of developing an inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, supreme butthurtery, making a fool of yourself and coming across as a general cunt. An art for a dedicated few.

"I wouldn't mess with him he knows Gari Fu "

by Hong Kong Blewy February 26, 2017

gary stiff

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist

Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.

by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019