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funky poulet 

An upperclass version of the funky chicken! Only to be danced to the tune of moulin rouge
An upperclass version of the funky chicken - therefore funky poulet is grabbing ones ankle with ones hand and pumping it whilst saluting with ones other hand
funky poulet by Schnitzx October 16, 2013

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

funky whistle 

1. A whistle that gets all the bitches
2. The act of giving a blowjob
1. I used my funky whistle and got Sarah!
2. Sarah gave me a funky whistle all night

funky dog 

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol
funky dog by vezinama January 17, 2017

funky semen 

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.
Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.
funky semen by Funky Semen February 27, 2017

Funky time 

To have the funkiest time. Sometimes used as a sexual innuendo.
Let's have a funky time.

That was the funkiest time I've had in years.
Funky time by GayKermitMeme July 9, 2018