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Gun-fundled

Originating from an olde English phrase meaning to stumble and fall while in possession of a firearm, this modernised word now more commonly means to "fatally" mess up a situation - actions that create a problem which is not easily remedied.
"I done gun-fundled that dinner party!"

"Asking if that woman was pregnant was a massive gun-fundle."

"I done gun-fundled when I forgot to study for that test."
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Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids
John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.
by Suedunym February 23, 2023
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Google-fiddle

When a bitch fucks up a blow job so you oil her up and slap her pussy
You bitch now I gotta give you a Google-fiddle
by Fucking duck god October 2, 2023
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Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.
Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!
by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023
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The Monkeys Fiddle

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.
Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.
by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009
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fiddleskin

The correct definition of a fiddleskin is a penis/ cock/schlong/ tallywacker/ dick/ willy/ one-eyed monster
Person 1: just so you know, i didnt just dook, i played on my fiddleskin too
Person 2: fiddleskin?
Person 1: (penis)
Person 2: ...
Person 2: thanks for that.
by Fenderkid698 January 13, 2006
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Tagged like a snake on a fiddle

A term used when ones enemy is injured drastically. Implying injury or attack. The snake > the fiddle.
Wetdog (-*-) exlzzghost
Wetdog (-*-) eshawn
ew4r |=- Wetdog

(dead)Wetdog: OMG HES TAGGED LIKE A SNAKE ON A FIDDLE
by lawlerskeetskeet July 15, 2006
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