menstrual fruit

The clumpy bits of a woman's period.

"Holy god damn, I'm bearing heavy menstrual fruit this moon cycle."

by degenerate fuckwad May 13, 2015

Skin Fruit

Similar to the "Skin Flute" which means "Penis" the Skin Fruit, means "ballsack" if you are in the Kitchen, you can make lots of jokes.

Dude 1: "Bro my Skin Fruit is itchy"

Dude 2: "Scratch it"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

Fruit-meter

The way to test it a homie is gay

If you don’t stop I’m gonna use the fruit-meter on you

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.

Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.

by some stoner October 22, 2006

Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

Fruit of the Looming

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.

Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.

by moffboy October 2, 2013

Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020