The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.
Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.
by moffboy October 2, 2013
Get the Fruit of the Loomingmug. Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020
Get the Fruit cakemug. She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"
by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008
Get the fake-fruitmug. by TrippyKat July 16, 2021
Get the Juicy fruitmug. i) A clan which by definition owns all
this can also be applied
ii)to the process of owning all others
this can also be applied
ii)to the process of owning all others
i)I was like totally all over the server then, Evil-Fruits turned up andI knew I had to leave...
ii)OMFG I just got totally Evil-Fruited
ii)OMFG I just got totally Evil-Fruited
by Evil-Fruits|R4zb3rry August 20, 2006
Get the Evil-Fruitsmug. A new aged term for a eunuch, who is a slave to the upper class and often performed tasks such as sourcing fruit for the masters of their domain
Hey Wayne, get your fruit-fetcher Michael to head to the fields and get us some grapes to go with my wine and cheese.
by Remco Site supervisor April 14, 2017
Get the fruit-fetchermug. Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.
by some stoner October 22, 2006
Get the utility fruitmug.