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frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.
I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.
by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018
mugGet the frozen cucumbermug.

Frozen Vegetable

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.
''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''
by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024
mugGet the Frozen Vegetablemug.

frozen flinger

made at home frozen foods that you would like to fling such as:

pizza's, waffles, or anything disc shaped that you can throw
can you throw me that frozen flinger
by ninemegs November 17, 2011
mugGet the frozen flingermug.

Frozen Hot Dog Spill

Frozen hot dog spill

A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”
by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025
mugGet the Frozen Hot Dog Spillmug.

Frozen tozen

When its so cold outside your toes feel like they're frozen
You know its cold outside when you got frozen tozen
by Shaddrick January 25, 2019
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frozen pizza

When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.
Yo man, want some frozen pizza?
by Bennyboi0026 August 7, 2021
mugGet the frozen pizzamug.

frozen gang gang

person 1: have you seen those really cool awesome amazing incredible talented humble mysterious loving caring girls
Person 2: what the frozen gang gang
person 1: lmao no no them
by indoorgas August 2, 2020
mugGet the frozen gang gangmug.

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