A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.
by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.
by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024

made at home frozen foods that you would like to fling such as:
pizza's, waffles, or anything disc shaped that you can throw
pizza's, waffles, or anything disc shaped that you can throw
by ninemegs November 17, 2011

Frozen hot dog spill
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”
by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025

by Shaddrick January 25, 2019

When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.
by Bennyboi0026 August 7, 2021

person 1: have you seen those really cool awesome amazing incredible talented humble mysterious loving caring girls
Person 2: what the frozen gang gang
person 1: lmao no no them
Person 2: what the frozen gang gang
person 1: lmao no no them
by indoorgas August 2, 2020
