frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."

by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008

Phil Frozen

A term used by intellectual football enjoyers to mock an overrated tosser who goes by the name of Phil Foden.

How did Phil do today
He Froze.
Did you see the game today ?
No.
Phil Frozen played terribly.

by Vinícius José Paixão de Olivei October 28, 2021

frozen ice

Frozen ice is ice because ice is already frozen. Frozen ice can also define a person’s personality

Boy 1: That girl is frozen ice
Boy 2: yes she’s very hard to get

by Sapphire >3< May 23, 2021

Frozen Jello

When having sex during winter in a kiddy pool full of Jello. I recommend lime.

"So last night me and my girl had some frozen jello. Now are bodies are stained red"

by lre3354 February 19, 2012

frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019

freezen frozen

When it is very cold outside

It's so cold outside I'm freezen frozen

by Maddy 2004 March 14, 2016

frozen pizza

When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.

Yo man, want some frozen pizza?

by Bennyboi0026 August 7, 2021