Folde

A useful substitute for any word. It is used for either for fun, to avoid swearing, or to hide what you actually mean to say from others.

Folde: What the folde is that?
Folde: You think I can see what you're folde-ing?
Folde: That's a folde and a half.
Folde: What a folde..
Folde: How've you been folde-ing up?
Folde: Folde!
Folde: He's the biggest folder I've ever come across.

by Folde December 15, 2008

Folded

When you’re really high and you’re folded like laundry.

Hey man... i’m really folded.

by ilickballsforfree November 2, 2019

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.

Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”

by GlennNasty January 11, 2018

bread fold

A slice of bread added with spread, then folded in half and eaten.

A: What did you have for breakfast?

B: Just a bread fold with nutella.

by cookiewings May 25, 2017

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Ten Fold

Tits Extremely Nice, Face Of Les Dawson.

A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.

"Woah check her out man, she's a complete TEN FOLD for sure"

by Its_Matra March 20, 2020