Flapper Valve

While having anal sex and your penis goes too deep and hits the "flapper valve" causing your partner to shit the shaft.

Sarah told me yesterday that her and Bill had anla sex and he hit her flapper valve.

by bench knight May 6, 2015

Flapper Fest

When you replace the valve mechanisms in all four of your townhouse's toilets, but neglect to replace the flappers, per the directions on the box. You then have to throw a Flapper Fest to remedy the problem.

Hey Wifey, let's have have a Flapper Fest tonight, so you can help me fix all the toilets I fucked up by only replacing one component!

by Uncle Willard May 12, 2015

flippery

When a surface is so slippery you are in danger of flipping.

that sidewalk was so flippery i had to take out the blowtorch to melt the ice

by d5o1e June 25, 2016

flapper jacker

A person who steal your pancakes in the morning.

Hey you gotta look out for bill he is a big time flapper jacker.

by Mikeyismad94 May 30, 2016

Flipperty-Flap

When you grab your flipper and smack you girls flaps so hard

I just Flipperty-Flap my gf

by TheGoatLord December 6, 2016

Floopered

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.

Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".

Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".

Floop – Flooped – Floopered

by Nyn January 5, 2018

flapperfuck

The act of spanking the woman's booty with a rubber flip flop during sexual intercourse.

Pornhubs most popular search term is now flapperfuck

My sister phoned childline after seeing me flapperfucking my wife in the garage.

by pedohunter101 November 2, 2018