muffin flap

the burnt flap hanging off the side of a stale muffin; often used as an insult to people who are hella crusty

guy 1: dude that girl is sooo hot
guy 2: yeah but she's crusty AF
guy 1: dang it
guy 2: I hate it when girls turn out to be muffin flaps

by lizmaster March 12, 2015

buttery flapjacks

Clapping of ass cheeks on face after the partner cums on the others face

Yo I ate some buttery flapjacks with my girl yesterday.

by ilerminerty May 22, 2015

dolphin flap

when a vagina moves like a dolphin

Jesus Sally, you got a Dolphin Flap

by lol memes m8 69 August 30, 2015

Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack

Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!

by Derpknight May 1, 2016

Venus Flap Try

A close, but failed, attempt at sleeping with a stunning girl renowned for being a tease.

"So Ryan, did you seal the deal with Sarah?"

"Na, she walked me back to her place, showed me a lingerie pic on her phone then ordered me an uber.. She's so fucking hot though!"
"Sucks man. Total Venus Flap Try."

by daveeh February 10, 2017

Waffle Flap

A Waffle Flap is the crusty lips of a women Vagina, which normally hang down to a certain point, near the knee area. Are often covered in cream.

WOW sally have fucking big "waffle flaps"

by LaetaWaffleFlaps January 23, 2018

Freakin' Flap

When there's trouble or drama going on and you just realized it

Oh freakin' flap are they starting a fight?

by Mikey Rinsa June 9, 2018