flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

Blue Falcon

A "buddy fucker." One that screws over his fellow battle buddies for his own gain in life. A blue falcon is commonly known as the guy no one likes, the bird of prey, or the platoon bitch.

Maddox wasted all of his toilet paper crying in the bathroom, so to compensate he stole everyone else's.....damn blue falcon

by Thunderplebe October 26, 2009

eating falcon

the act of cunniligus, oral sex on a woman, eating out

All the girls heard of your legendary eating falcon technique.
I hoped you washed up all from all of that eating falcon.

by Kool_AidX August 17, 2008

Flaconadir

Peacock Simp Supreme

Person A: Are you a Flaconadir fan?
Person B: You mean the Peacock Simp Supreme? Yeah, I love his YouTube channel!

by BurtonBlaidd November 4, 2020

falcowned

While playing Super Smash Bros Melee., an opponent is hit with Falco or Capt. Falcon's spikes.

"You might as well not even try to come back to the stage, because you are guaranteed to get falcowned by me."

by Nadez 4 Dayz August 9, 2008

Flaccideous

A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.

"Damn dude, have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? She is looking flaccideous!"

by om3g@ October 9, 2008

facour

something like meaning "cliche"

jane that dress is so facour

by jiggly tits February 13, 2010