Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ April 29, 2016

Vegas fountain

When your masterbaiting into your own mouth

Last night I accidentally Vegas fountained myself while laying in bed.

by John Quepy March 09, 2020

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 06, 2023

tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.

Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.

by FountainBoss November 28, 2016

Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

by yummy_thick December 09, 2019

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 18, 2023

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020