ewan-san

short

ewan-san is short

by ewansanisachickenhead August 4, 2022

Ewan

a man with a really big penis

Ewan's dick is so big

by Box man_ August 4, 2022

Elaine

One of the rudest people that have ever face earth. Honestly a bad ass. She’s one of the quirkiest, weird, bitch you’ll ever see. And she lies like a motherfucker. But sometimes she’s nice for like 2 seconds! Other than that she’s a literal devil.

Elaine is such a bitch.

I wish Elaine was nicer. She’s such a bad ass.

by TheOnlyAndrea August 9, 2022

elaine loves dean

she really does

i can assure you that elaine loves dean

by elaine loves dean August 24, 2022

Ewan

The name Ewan originates from Scotland. He is cute but he is very loud and is also quite funny. Some people find him annoying because he is very energetic and loud but most people love him and his personality.

Girl: is that ewan? he is so cute…

by xylam556 June 29, 2022

Ewan

Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.

If you are hangover in the morning you have a Ewan

by Vsgisj dvjsks September 7, 2022

Ewan

a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children

Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!

by jack2323 October 7, 2022