elonids

A visual sighting of Elon Musk's Starlink satellites, appearing as a moving string of pearls in the near astronomical twilight sky.

I saw the elonids last night, they really upstaged the geminids.

by td47 November 25, 2019

Eason

A Hong Kong chink who likes the fucking(Chinese term of penetration) and he has large eyes compared to the asian race, he likes singing and plays the guitar, he likes poodles and has a high chance of eating at the end of the day

Rebecca: have u seen Eason
Liam: No he’s probably fucking some white chick

by Eazzon January 3, 2020

Elongated Penas

A Phrase That Is Shouted Out At Random (Mostly By Santa Claus) That Refers To Someone Or Something Penis Or Penises.

"Elongated Penas. OOOHHH YEAH!"

by TobyTheGemmyGuy March 18, 2020

elon

1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.

1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.

by sleeplesseye March 18, 2020

Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.

"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me

by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

eloni

eloni is a beautiful girl , she is crazy asf , and she can talk a lot abt someone and they will never know cause she slick like that 😏she mad crazy but she a funny ass person but she falls in love with the ugly ass curly heads 😭 chile anyways - i support you🥰

eloni : i am gay

jr : i know baby

eloni : why would you think that

jr : nvm cutie

eloni : “ tehehe “ * continues to lick his butt*

by Bri25 September 14, 2020

elongabuce

Someone or something that is very very stupid or nonsensical

My girlfriend broke up with me after I asked her to peg me, what an elongabuce!

by clobbaclobbaclobba September 23, 2020