A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.
Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
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A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.
Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023
Get the Eastern Washington University mug.A high school in baltimore. you imagine the students go hard, right? well this school is all stuck up preps. the ones who arent stuck up are pot heads who are miserable walking the halls there. girls are ugly, but at the same time they're all sluts or no-life nerds who's mom probably works in there as a teacher or librarian. if you go to a party and a girl is left out fake-texting on her phone ,she probably goes to eastern tech. then shes lucky to even be at a party. GIRLS: theres a total of 6 hot freshmen, 4 hot sophomores, 7 hot juniors, and 3 hot seniors there for the 2009-10 year. GUYS: 8, 12, 16, &5. if you're one of the hot ones your either a pot head, an alcoholic, a slut, or really fucking outgoing to the point where you're a little cooky or weird. theres ,2 cool teachers.&guess what? I REALLLLLLLY wish I didn't go there :
1. Dude I totally met this girl who goes to eastern tech. She's fucking sexy, but she's really weird and a complete pot head/alcoholic. But, she fucked me so I don't care about all that.
2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!
3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. I went to a party and some weirdo was sitting at the house computer IMing SmarterChild on aim...AND CRACKING UP AT IT!
3. Where's all the sexy people? I don't see them! Let me transferr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-to stick it in her vajayjay
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-other sexual jokes that don't really seem like decent jokes to Matt, but are good jokes according to Aimee
It was Easter weekend, and while all of his roommates were away, she came over and gave her an Easter Basket + :sexual hip thrusting movent at the air: ;-)
by tallyhallic April 7, 2009
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1) That gymnast that I got with last year was killer at the easter basket.
2) After the egg hunt, let's go 'stuff your basket'.
2) After the egg hunt, let's go 'stuff your basket'.
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Get the easter basket mug.Hym "I mean you could have put an Easter egg that at least alluded to the fact that I (at the very least) wrote the 'blueprint'."
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