Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

ego feeding

Anything that’s raises your ego.

That song Off the Lot by Thouxanbanfauni is ego feeding.

by Sorainbowgoth December 21, 2021

ego ridens

A professional equivalent to Lol. It is Latin for “I am laughing.” You can’t type Lol in a work email but you can say Ego ridens.

Did the buyer really offer to pay above asking price? Ego ridens.

by Linev December 17, 2020

ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

by Gillybean February 22, 2015

ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 June 12, 2012

Ego Pedal

When someone who doesn't like that you're in front of them starts riding your ass because they think they're better than you.

this asshat in a lifted F150 is ego pedaling me.

by EScotty April 24, 2022

ego cunt

A massive asshole that thinks they are the shit but in reality they are just a loser with a huge ego and some fragile masculinity

Oh yea Tyler he’s a real ego cunt, he is just the WORST

by I like cactuses December 15, 2024