dumping station

more commonly reffered to as the toilets

"Hi, I'm just off to the dumping station"

by freddieb14 October 12, 2007

Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.

Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.

by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013

hummus dump

1. A loose but sticky stool.

2. Hot Curry.

After dining at a vegetarian restaurant last night, it took me twenty minutes to wipe up that hummus dump.

by The reverend Billy B December 13, 2009

After Dump

Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.

Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.

Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.

by Damdman September 7, 2013

Blunt Dump

The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.

Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"

Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Python Dump

A soft poop that is so long it starts to coil like a python. More realistic if it coils around another object in the toilet.

Last night I ate twenty wings and a pizza, and this morning I totally took a python dump.

by roninx17 January 11, 2011