Drunken Mastah

The illusion that a drunk person gets when he or she is completely intoxicated and insists that they are sober.

Wow you smell like a brewery.

That's because I am a brewery, I'm a drunken mastah dude.

whatever

by Doctor Eyeball October 27, 2009

Drunkernshit

Another term for someone who is drunk out of their mind. Oftentimes, he or she may bet hundreds of dollars they don't have on various sporting events while in this state.

I'm gonna get drunkernshit and watch the Husker game.

by R Richmond November 20, 2011

angry drunken skunk

When you find a drunk girl at the pub and take her home but she has bad gas and when fucking her you quickly slip into her asshole and fuck her fast and hard and pull out really fast so that she either farts or shits, she will most likely be angry too

I went to the pub last night and took this drunk chick how and gave her an angry drunken skunk.

by Talonghoul April 9, 2016

drunken duncan

A prominent member of the punk/metal crew at mountianview. Drunkenduncan first got his name due to the fact that he spent the better part of freshman year drunk out of his mind, and sophmore year... screw it, he's always drunk. The best part is, he's the only true punk kid that refuses to wear the standard dress code, but courduroys and a white t-shirt. Duncan has been known to lay a heavy hand on the beer runs, using his technique called the shuffle, wich is described as not a walk, but just slow enough to not be a run, but if that fails, he can always just get on the news with a bottle of tequilla, or by tossing was mart employees on thier heads.It gets even more indifferen't. Possibly a virtuoso, drunken started playing guitar just before freshman year, and was recievng claim as a musician by the summer of last year. DrunkenDuncan has been involved in probably more felonies than he can count, and has been known to call out absolutely everybody on thier shit, so if youre gonna lie about youre alchohol tolerance, don't do it around him. he will call you out to a drink off, and if you don't keep up, youll come home with a black eye. possibly the most hardcore 4.0 student ever, drunken duncan claims that if a regular prep faggot were to hang out with him for 24 hours, there would be two outcomes, either the prep has died of alchohol poisoning in a forest, or he as an intense alchohol addiction, nine fingers, and will never shit right again... to say the least, isn't even eighteen.

drunken duncan has been known to drink roughly ten beers, and still be able to snake a case of beer at safeway, while falling down in the store by using his shuffle.

by Zach Zimmatore May 9, 2008

drunkenbusdriver

a huge dick who thinks he is the best cs player ever, the other day i pwned his ass and he was crying, fuck that guy, he sucks

one day drunken bus driver sucked a dick my dick and said mmmmmmmm mmmmm nuka

by george bush November 1, 2004

Drunkenstein

Drunken block headed asshole who who is usually abusive to significant other

Is she still with Drunkenstein, he's ruining her life.

by FarSided February 27, 2011

Drunken Sailor

When You are fucking a girl, while she is bent over and you are standing up. You try and hit her head aginst different objects. You get points for hitting her head against different things. Doors, walls headboards.
The more things you hit the more points you get.

Hey man i got 15 points last night, with the drunken sailor. she hit 3 different walls and the door.

by Ben+Ronnie January 2, 2008