kingpin douche

Anyone who defies traditional levels of douchiness to royal, supreme standards or the most douchey person in a group of douches.

See that tribe of douches over there? The tall one is the kingpin douche.

I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.

I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.

by lingua franca October 2, 2012

douche it up

A person is already a douchebag. But when he or she gets drunk. It a whole new level of douchery.

damn dude i never thought this guy will douche it up in the club!

by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011

Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone (often a douche) to tone down their douchery.

"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"

"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."

by babakamdev September 26, 2011

douche nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.

1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.

by sowcow50 May 25, 2005

Cam Douche

A Cam Douche is a type of 'Douche' that make and post pretencious videos of themselves on YouTube. They often have more than one video of their annoying face and voice, ranting about a topic to annoy people and or reply back to a 'hater'. They feel they are some sort of 'Internet Star', but in truth we laugh at them.

"Chris Crocker is such a Cam Douche!

by vx gas attack September 30, 2007

Douche Box

Used to describe a person that is extremely annoying. Stronger term than douche bag.

You've just been upgraded to a douche box, because a bag can't hold all your douche.

by Corny poops December 22, 2008

Douche Canoe

Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"

by Dino V. February 19, 2007