doing a Julian

Doing a Julian .verb

To have anal sex with a female when she has consented, but has done so under controversial circumstance and then never speak to her again. Ever.

John: Mate, have you heard from Amy yet? She was all over you like a fly on shit

James: No, I ended up doing a Julian..

John: Ohh SHIIIT!

by Nothing_but_good October 19, 2010

doing the dog

Popular and traditional British game, doing the dog, (mostly played in the Wessex counties) whereby 2 players depart a pub and walk home in opposite directions. At regular intervals of 30 to 60 seconds player one will shout "Can you hear me now?" followed by an impression of a dog, wolf or other member of the canine family. Player 2 responds to his call with "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?" followed by his dog impression. The game continues until a) There is such a distance between players that they can no longer "hear me now", or b) one or both players are arrested.

Rosier to Holeman: "That was a good night see you later"
Holeman to Rosier: "Can you hear me now? AWRAHWRAHWRAHWRAH"
(They depart)
Rosier to Holeman: *I see Holeman has started a game of doing the dog* "YES, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? AWRAHWRAHWRAH"
...and so on

by Roono May 2, 2006

Doing a Rev

The act of fucking up. More correctly, the act of fucking up in a manner that is entirely predictable, widely expected and solely the fucker upper's own fault. Even more correctly, the act of fucking up in a manner that is entirely predictable, widely expected, solely the fucker upper's own fault and which lets everyone else down badly.

Adster: Oh fuckety fuck! These excellent showings just highlight how close I am to "doing a Rev". Now I find the figures I need are on a three weeks delivery.

by Citizen Sade March 16, 2008

doing laundry

A term used for having sex. Fabric softener can also be used when doing the laundry

"I did the laundry last night." "Did you use fabric softener?"

by BJW March 30, 2004

doping

An antiquated form of cheating used in the 70s by competative swimmers and track runners.

An athelete has some of their blood removed prior to a match (far enough in advance that the body regenerates the lost blood) and then immediately before the competition redeposits the extracted blood in their body. This process gives the athelete highly oxidated blood which enhances their performance.

It is no longer done as nowadays advanced performance-enhancing drugs can replicate the effect.

The swimmer was disqualified after their post-meet testing revealed them to be blood doping.

by Jack April 2, 2004

Doing a Nigel

Being part of a brew making rota and then making yourself one but nobody else for your own convenience. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office.

Jade: "Have you just made yourself a brew and nobody else"
Stephen: "Yes"
Jade: "I'm sick of you doing a Nigel"

by steste12345 September 30, 2009

DOTTING COTTON

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear

I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.

by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006