donk

- To ejaculate on someone or something

"I donked all over Jimmy's face last nite"

by Youllbefine May 18, 2008

Donkey Flu

A type of cold where the illness is mostly in your throat. Making the victim feel as if they were raped in the throat by a donkey. Worse than swine flu because donkey's are hung.

1. What's up with Joe today?
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.

by lord_adrick February 8, 2010

donk party

A party where you invite only girls that have big asses.

Yo, that donk party was off the hook. There was enough butt flying around to cause of state of emergency.

by alcar January 24, 2011

Donk Spotting

The act of relaxing with a relative or close friend and observing fine African american women's asses.

This sport is best practised while sat on your porch drinking beer.

Did y'all checkout donk spotting 2k11 for the xbox?

by Blonkes June 23, 2011

donkey ditch

n. A roundabout way of saying ass hole. Mostly to be used in the vicinity of little kids.

adj. Of or in the form of an ass hole.

"That was such a donkey ditch move."

"You're a donkey ditch."
"What?"
"It's like asshole... but donkey ditch."

by SomeDudeOnTheInternetWriting December 27, 2011

Donkey Punch (drink)

In a Highball glass mix:
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine

note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.

stir up and enjoy!

watch out for the hang over..

Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..

Donkey Punch (drink)

by Sp33dKills February 14, 2012

donkey ass

Canadian grade AAA baloney from the ass of a donkey.

Hey, Gino don't buy the mortadella. The Canadian AAA donkey ass baloney is the best.

by Alias albino pygmy January 19, 2017